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The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
Score: 80%
Rating: Not Rated
Publisher: Paramount
Region: 1
Media: DVD/1
Running Time: 70 Mins.
Genre: Comedy/Animated/Adult-Themed
Audio: English 5.1 Surround Sound

Features:
  • Includes 3-D Sex Scene (3-D Glasses Not Included)
  • Over 1 Hour of Bonus Material, Including:
    • Anatomy of an Animated Sex Scene
    • Re-Animating Drawn Together: From the Small Screen to the Slightly Bigger Screen
    • Drawn Together: The Legacy
    • Drawn Together: True Confessionals
    • D.I.Y. 3-D Glasses Instructions
    • Deleted Scenes
    • Drawn Together Minisodes

Wow. I enjoyed watching the Drawn Together series, despite (and because) it was so darn wrong. [squatting, using air quotes] It was not "politically correct." It could be considered "vulgar" and "offensive." It didn't "conform" to the "generally accepted" and "expected" behavior of even "today's cartoons." It didn't "bathe regularly" or have "good hygiene." It's not the kind of cartoon that should be in a "good", "upstanding" "family" "home;" it's the kind of cartoon that you'd expect to see living... in a van... down by the river! [Apologies to the late (great) Chris Farley].

The foul language was to be expected, given that this is an unrated movie. And, of course the movie would be, well... naughtier than the series had been. However, whereas the original series could be cute (like a small puppy playing with its own feces), The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! is not just over-the-top, it's beyond the pale. For any viewers who were tortured while watching the series, desperate to see Foxxy Love's boobs, you'll see them in here. In fact, they will be not only exposed, but rubbed on the screen. You will also get to see Wooldoor Sockbat's surprisingly large genitals. (For those who are curious, it's black. And, evidently, not a cartoon. Go figure.) There's even a sex scene featuring Foxxy, Toot and some third girl. In 3-D. (3-D Glasses not included.) But, not only is sex depicted, but sexual depravity, such as when one of the "contests" that "Jew Producer" (yup, that's his name, folks.) has the Drawn Together housemates compete in involves them all wearing high-heels and stomping apart live, baby house pets while he pleasures himself. Yes, it's a cartoon. Yes, it's more than a little disturbing. You've been warned.

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! finds the old gang still living in the Drawn Together house, unaware that the show has been canceled. Foxxy Love discovers this fact, and wants to know why they've been canceled, calling the network to get to the bottom of things. That was a bad idea, as it turns out; the big guy at the network had ordered them all executed when the show was canceled, but Jew Producer couldn't bring himself to do it, so he let them keep living in the Drawn Together house and lied to his boss. Foxxy's phonecall, however, brought a robotic killing machine named I.S.R.A.E.L. after them to finish the job and erase them, once and for all. Jew Producer helps them narrowly escape with their lives, but they're being hunted down. They decide to seek help from the girl who has a show that replaced them in their time slot... the star of "Suck My T**nt" - a South Park-styled show of musical raunch comedy and socio-political commentary. (Al-righty, then!) She tells them that they would have to have a "point" to get their show back on the air, and that they could get one from the wizard in "Make a Point Land." This takes the gang in a new direction, with a new purpose. They (for the most part) make it to Make a Point Land and see many strange, funny things... that is, until their point is explained, making them less funny. When it finally comes down to it, they'll have to decide whether "making a point" is, in fact, worth the changes it would bring.

This is not a movie to watch on a first date... but it might not be bad for a last one. This isn't really the type of movie to be watched in "mixed company"... hell, I don't know that you should watch it with both eyes at the same time. (But, I guess it's necessary for the 3-D parts). Just because you enjoyed Drawn Together doesn't necessarily mean you will be able to stomach The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!:. Then again, if you always thought that the series was way too tame, The Movie is just what you've been waiting for.



-Geck0, GameVortex Communications
AKA Robert Perkins
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